Strangely, even after 30 minutes on Wikipedia, I still don't understand quantum mechanics.
I'm trying to figure out how/why my shiny new faster-than-light radio can't work given that all my quantums are entangled and I've got the "spooky" knob on my action at a distance cranked all the way up.
The Simple English Wikipedia tries to help but falls short. I need some of Albert's pre-tween publications or something? :)