Received this pic in an advert from wholesalechess.com today.
This images totally resonates with me. This is exactly what a typical Omaha Chess Club meeting looks like. And the hot pump-wearing chess groupies are always clamoring to ride in the carts when we all go out chess shopping before and after every meeting. Sneaky chess paparazzi must have been hiding in the bushes since we didn't issue any press cards last month.